She was determined to ignore uMalume's corruption trial - after all, The Leader had said that the uMalume issue was causing division and diversion from the Real Issues, and how could the Cow possibly disagree with that? But then, she noticed an email lying in her inbox, with a cryptic note - "for your Blog!"
It wasn't something she could ignore. After all, what would life be without a little diversion?
(and remember, there are loads of free condoms in all of the cloakrooms on Campus, too!)