Dr Johannes, to be precise.
It was a bit of a strange day...
To start off with, I discovered that a colleague's default "reply to" settings had changed, so that replying to his emails turned them to the same rubbery consistency as a UCT staffer's cheques. Unable to find the setting in Groupwise, I tried to log a call.
HEAT was still broken on my PC, so I tried to establish progress on that - which was when I discovered that I'd morphed into Dr Johannes. Accessing HEAT Self-Service via my email address brought up Dr Johannes's profile. His details. His calls. I felt supplanted, confused. I was created just the other day - how could I have metamorphosed into someone else so quickly, after such a short absence?
When that was finally sorted, I gained access only to discover that the New Me was in fact a rather Older Me. The details had me working in a different department, in a building from which I'd been evicted several years ago. I quietly updated the details and said nothing, fearful of what the Universe would deliver next.