(Is that OK, Stephen? You really don't need to break the whole MySQL database next time, to prove the point.... )
:p
But on a more sublime note - why have the two most important people on Campus not received so much as a single flower, a chocolate or a card? Winnie and Chantelle double-handedly (well, OK, they have four hands between the two of them) keep the morale on Campus at functional levels through the steady supply of caffeine (and horse mufffins for certain ICTS types) and _no one_ has plundered the Fuller Gardens, or stripped the strelitzias from Bremner, or even beaten a chocolate out of the machines to acknowledge them!
Sad, sad, sad.
So Romance really is dead....