But she was a little taken aback when Gramsci pointed out an article to her that went a little beyond all of that. It appeared that an Ozzie sheila had found herself on the receiving end of some attention from her pet camel... and had, in the ensuing communication of said interest, karked it, as the Ozzies say.
"Who'd have thought?" the Cow muttered. "Camels always look so stand-offish!"
"Perhaps they're just shy?" suggested Gramsci. "That's often mistaken for aloofness, isn't it?"
"It's an interesting symmetry, though" the Cow remarked. "Given Ozzie men's predilection for sheep, I've always wondered what the women do."
But Gramsci's attention was elsewhere. "The report leaves out the most important fact!" he exclaimed crossly.
"Which is?" enquired the Cow.
"Whether it was a Dromedary or a Bactrian camel."
The Cow looked perplexed, so Gramsci helped her out. "Well, as you know, Dromedaries have only one hump, whereas Bactrian camels have two..."