"Well, I can understand Liz," suggested Gramsci. "After all, they got that sexy Helen Mirrento portray her in a film. That's got to count for something!"
The Cow shook her head sadly. It was a bit like PW's finger, really. People sure were strange!
"And Maggie was sexualised in that Pink Floyd song, about the summer frock clinging to her wet body in the rain," Gramsci reminded her.
"War is sexual?" asked the Cow, gobsmacked.
"Don't you know anything?" Gramsci rolled his eyes patiently. "All those guns and tanks..."
But the Cow's mind was still stuck on Maggie and Liz. "Perhaps it's the handbags?" she ventured.