It was her curiosity that led her to decide on the Latin Porn. What was it, she wondered: the unexpurgated Cena Trimalchionis? Caesar's Phallic Wars? Besides, she'd always wondered what Romans wore under their togae and tunicae.
"Alas," she grumbled to Gramsci, "it was nothing more than spam! Even the sycophancy was disappointing - 'I love you so much!' was followed by 'It is very healthy I will come often on your the most excellent site. Respect to admin.' The sentence construction seems inconsistent with Latin - some of the phrases look like the instructions printed on electronic appliances from Korea!"
Gramsci made sympathetic noises. He too had been disappointed by such things before. How had he been expcted to know that "Two women in bed" was not about overcrowding in hospitals?