Gramsci was a little bemused by the transformation. "You don't have it in your hand, yet," he cautioned, although the Cow had greater faith in the local couriers than the ones that had promised "three days max" from Lancaster and then taken eight days to deliver.
Nor did the Cow seem overduly fazed at the prospect of rattling around Singapore Airport for most of a day. "Better than rattling around here", she shrugged. She was sure the airport wifi would be infinitely speedier, too.
"Well," conceded Gramsci, "just don't blow it at passport control in Sydney by mentioning the rugby..."