What was *really* interesting, though, was that owing to the frequency with which Carnivorous Cow encountered The Stalker at the coffee outlet, a _real_ case of Mistaken Identity arose. One of the caffeine-charged academics that inhabit Carnivorous Cow's outbuilding asked if The Stalker was Mr Timberland!
Carnivorous Cow wasn't sure who'd be more outraged at the suggestion - Mr Timberland, that someone had usurped his identity (and with it, his fan club) or The Stalker, at the thought that out there he's mistaken for a shaven-legged metrosexual cyclist type...