But while musing about the prospect of buying trash off-Campus and consuming it, or dropping it, on Campus, she couldn't help remembering another recent incident.
She'd always wondered who actually *bought* the Daily Vice. Someone must, or it would have joined ThisDay in newspaper valhalla by now. Her wonderings were answered recently when she spied a copy being drooled over in the Leslie Building. The pixellated, grainy, only vaguely recognisable as topless, Page 3 Girl was getting rapt attention from - yes, the same category of Middle Aged Male Academic who really ought to know better.
Despite a hurried fumble at page turning, ostensibly to resume the article begun on page one and continued on pages two, four and five, it was pretty clear what the selling point of the tabloid was for the reader. Carnivorous Cow was rather saddened at the discovery... Was our bandwidth really *that bad* that MAMAs had to resort to buying their "one-handed literature" in hardcopy?