Gramsci squintedat the picture. "That's no Tadpole," he muttered. "Baby Toad perhaps, but that's at least a Bull Frog!"
"Bullshit Frog, perhaps," chuckled the Cow. "Take a look at this! He's making pronouncements that are contradicted by a real expert in the field - albeit from another university - when he's not even quailfied to practice in this country!"
"I wonder what the basis of his 'knowledge' is, then?" Gramsci mused. "Disbarred from practising in the country in which he's qualified; unqualified locally; criminal charges pending... Sure sounds like the kind of basis on which to get taken seriously!"
"Or appointed to a job," the Cow pointed out. "But I guess those who did so aren't going to get taken to task for their negligence, nor for bringing the University into disrepute, either. We can only hope Mr Price introduces a culture of accountability as one of the things on his 'to do' list..."
"Hmmm..." mused Gramsci, "that would be quite a culture shock! Although, as I recall, wasn't that one of the things AIMS set out to introduce?"
The Cow twitched and shuddered at the mention. "I think someone misheard in that meeting," she said sadly. "How else do you explain that they introduced a culture of accounting, instead?"