Which is a pity, really. You couldn't ask for more convenient, even if they came to your office. Plus they're giving out these funky bracelets (see below) - choose colours to match your eyes or your mood.
It's confidential - the counsellors are not from UCT, they're trained and professional and interesting to chat to, and the exit is discreetly out of the line of sight of anyone waiting in case you don't want to rush up to your buddies with a big smile to announce your status.
And it's really quick. About 30 minutes all told, and 20 minutes of that is waiting for the test to do what it needs to do so you can get your result.
Oh, and it's not at all painful - you don't even feel the new devices and it stops bleeding the second the drop has been squeezed out of your finger. So nothing to fear on that score.
Go along - testing all this week, until midday Friday, in Jammie Hall.
It's better to know.