Not that the Cow had anything against men in kikois - on the contrary, a decent body dressed in as little as possible, particularly when a quick tug could render that even less, was always a good thing - but when a man spent more on cosmetics than all his wives and girlfriends-on-the-side combined... well, that might be taking "getting in touch with one's feminine side" a little too far, she reckoned.
Gramsci, unsually, agreed. With eight legs, he had a lot of waxing and buffing to do, and preferred to use the energy elsewise. Besides, spiders' "feminine sides" tended to involve more rugged pursuits than wallowing in moisturiser - cannibalism after sexual gratification being but one.
Still, the Cow couldn't help wondering what the Next Big Thing would be now that pink shirts and manicures had become passe. She fervently hoped it didn't involve neanderthal pursuits like rugby...