"Gmf!" retorted Gramsci. "News24 did that ages ago. Complete with national averages to compare!"
The Cow remembered that well. She wasn't planning on visiting Korea anytime soon, as a result.
"Ah, but!" she argued, "there's a big difference between a health site, shrouded in cyberspeak about self-image and insecurity, putting an animation on the web, and a gritty, smudgey-inked life-size print-out in the newspaper. While I don't imagine too many men kneeling against their monitors to check, the newsprint version serves a very practical purpose!"
Gramsci blanched. The thought of all those MAMAs, buying the Daily Vice for "research".... ogling the Page 3 Girl and then measuring the result over coffee in the Leslie was too scary too contemplate.
The Cow chuckled. "Well, that might be the one thing that manages to scare away all the scavenging birds!" she suggested.
MAMAs = Middle Aged Male Academics