Or not-so-private life. 146 hits suggested that up to 146 people had read about, or glanced at, what she'd chosen to reveal, and of these, some were speculating intensely on The Significance Of The Ring.
The Cow wished she had some dark secret to hint at: that she was a ringbearer, camped outside Isengard while the forces of Sauron massed in the distance; that it was a genie-summoning device, to put the world to rights; that it was Nimue's ring, to enslave Merlin while she extracted the secrets of his magic...
"So what did you say?" asked Gramsci, curiously.
The Cow batted her bovine eyelashes fetchingly. "Well, since I'm not the Pope, they won't buy that it's an ecclesiastical ring, but surely they'd be happy to know it was a purity ring?"