Where are Trinny and Susannah when you need them? Did nobody teach these kids you're supposed to dress to show off your best assets, and hide your flaws? So what is it with fat chicks and hipster jeans, anyway? Do we really want to know that they're earning their way through varsity by participating in Morgan Spurlock's latest experiment?
Turning back to her monitor she noticed that she'd just missed the gap - by the time she grabbed her money the lecture would have ended and the coffee queues would stretch longer than a piece of string. Curses - another 55 minutes without caffeine! She wasn't sure she could hold out that long. The hydroboil upstairs was an option, but all her stash held was salmonella tea. She ripped a page off the latest Faculty Bored minutes and tore it into an 8 cm strip. Grabbing a Honey and Vanilla teabag, she emptied the contents into the strip and rolled it expertly - which, considering the size of her hoofs, was quite a feat. (Yes, that is a pretty weak pun, but it's only Tuesday....) She stuck the end in her mouth and started ruminating thoughtfully. Perhaps, she thought, it was time she started a blog...