But she had of late discovered something else - a cult following! She was increasingly finding herself stopped in the passage and asked - begged - to confirm the identity of Mr Timberland... who, let the record show, has a fan club!! So far membership totals three, independently confessed and pleading for anonymity, so unaware of each other's presence.
Carnivorous Cow found all of this quite hard to understand. In the same way that the Lion Man married mere moments before being sentence to life behind bars, and convicted murderers suddenly find themselves on the receiving end of love letters from women they've never met, could this be a manifestation of fascination with, and desire for, the unattainable? Might Mr Timberland (see What Women Want) have had a point, after all?