And then, earlier, she was pleased to hear from Gramsci's UK cousin Bronstein that Two Shags had gotten some press coverage at long last! Not for his amorous pursuits this time, or for his alleged corrupt activities... his current scandal was reportedly to have referred to the Bush administration's Middle East policy as "crap".
Carnivorous Cow was gobsmacked! While not exactly the observation of a genius, it nonetheless intimated that there was at large a politician with some residual inclination towards honesty.
It was Gramsci who pointed out that there was other reported evidence of Prezza possessing enough blood to operate both anatomical appendages cited by Robin Williams, albeit not simultaneously.
The Cow was overwhelmed. She was forced to consider that, just possibly, it might be Prezza's hint of integrity, and the whisper of an operational braincell, rather than his charm and good looks that drew women like a magnet to his (tax-funded) bedroom.
The possibility was terrifying. Did this mean uMalume was about to grow a braincell, too?